May 2013
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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skate-high:
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
itsrainingblogs:
So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM...
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elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
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singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
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hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
every episode of scooby doo
guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*
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Maybe this spurred from my reading but I’m becoming more ambitious about this. Maybe it means I really want it?…
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Omg someone complimented me <3 -dies of love-
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If you’re a Studio Ghibli fanatic, Disney lover and like to eat, you’re already halfway there to winning my heart.
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Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities
Harry: I'm an orphan.
Jace: As am I.
Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
Jace: Really, mine is a star.
Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
Jace: So is mine.
Harry: WELL I fought in a war!
Jace: Big deal, so did I.
Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.
Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
Harry: I hate you.
Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*
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